Most of the elderly are young by my standards. You understand, don't you?
[ God, he'd like to zip off to Boulder with The Countess for a while just to inform Mother Abagail that she is not, in fact, the oldest woman in the world, so suck it. Old mortal humans aren't that impressive. ]
I'm not giving up the Penthouse, I'm afraid, but if you're a fan of my company you're welcome to stick around.
[ She is both surprised and very much unsurprised. It stands to reason that there was an equal chance that he really was magical in some way, and that someone so magical might be able to foresee her or read her mind or something. She doesn't like it, but it has made this whole transaction easier. ]
[ Which isn’t entirely true, but it’s true enough. If he cared to prod, he could find out mostly anything he wanted to know. Emphasis on mostly. ]
Good. It’s awful lonely here, with just little old me in this nice big penthouse. Will you tell me about your hotel? I promise not to peek at the ending. [ At the end of the day, hearing stories told by the people who’ve experienced them is more satisfying than just ripping information out of minds. ]
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[ God, he'd like to zip off to Boulder with The Countess for a while just to inform Mother Abagail that she is not, in fact, the oldest woman in the world, so suck it. Old mortal humans aren't that impressive. ]
I'm not giving up the Penthouse, I'm afraid, but if you're a fan of my company you're welcome to stick around.
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[ She is both surprised and very much unsurprised. It stands to reason that there was an equal chance that he really was magical in some way, and that someone so magical might be able to foresee her or read her mind or something. She doesn't like it, but it has made this whole transaction easier. ]
Yes, I think I will. It's a lovely view.
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[ Which isn’t entirely true, but it’s true enough. If he cared to prod, he could find out mostly anything he wanted to know. Emphasis on mostly. ]
Good. It’s awful lonely here, with just little old me in this nice big penthouse. Will you tell me about your hotel? I promise not to peek at the ending. [ At the end of the day, hearing stories told by the people who’ve experienced them is more satisfying than just ripping information out of minds. ]